Wednesday, 26 May 2010

No1 Fake

Check out No1 Fake magazine - made in Hastings by a whole bunch of ridiculously clever and motivated people.
They are in Facebook and when i have made myself a bit cleverererer, i will post a link, Until then, type No1 Fake in and see what happens.
love you.

Monday, 24 May 2010


the puppy is back. Do I still count as a puppy - am I edging my way towards Dogdom?
No matter. I have decided to make more of an effort with my blog. I will endeavour to write summat funny at least once a week. I may do more.
I may not.
Since we last spoke, I have had carnal knowlegde of another, so that's that bike climbed back on. (regular readers will know that was becoming as issue....) have made loads of new friends and discovered a love for rose wine. NO i'm not going soft, that's as well as whisky. x

lovely day in the sun - made lego robots, started teaching the golden child to read and we played guitar (neither of us can play)
and I did all that without the benefit of wine!!
Having earned my good mother award of the year I am now going for a bath.
Stick with me. It will get more entertaining than this....or read my old posts , catch up!
oh, and I am going to start posting links to my favourite websites and stuff. I am a pretty sick fucker, so it could be interesting.
love ya.
speak soon.

The Scarlet Harlots.

The Scarlet Harlots.
A kick arse band from Birmingham. I invited them to Hastings, they came, we all had fun. Click on their pic to hear them....i recommend "A Secret"

Bend it, bend, just a little bit.............

What's that all about then? No curtains at the window, no dvds in the cupboard, Just a butt plug on the table. A sex squat. With an inflatable haemaphrodite frog sex pest. Count me out, thanks for asking.

Ain't it pretty?

Ain't it pretty?
imagine if you had to lick it.........