BUS CONVERSATIONS.

This week on the bus i have heard the following conversations, all separately;

1) The new buses are too small. Because of this, people with pushchairs should stay at home, walk or only use the buses when no-one else needs to. This also applies to people with Down's Syndrome, as they don't really need to go out.

2) When "they" were young, they used to walk their children everywhere. it's not good for children to be taken on the bus, they and their mothers need exercise. When it was pointed out that a) silver cross prams (back in the day) didn't fit on the bus, so it was not really an option, conversation ceased for a moment. Old women came back with, "mums nowadays should walk. they are all overweight." again, it was pointed out that the woman complaining was carrying a wide load and could have done with a walk herself. She was also taking up two seats, which the buggy wasn't. She had also pushed into the queue and was taking a space that b rights, a buggy should have fitted into. Conversation ceased again. Three mothers cheering on the inside.

3) Man complaining that he hadn't been allowed to see his child for three months, unless a social worker was present. Didn't know what the fuss was, he had only had a wake up fix a couple of times, when he'd had his kid at his house. If there was going to be a social worker around, he wasn't gunna bovver, know what i mean?
Now he had decided to see him and had been given a time to meet.
He'd had to get a train and a fuckin' bus, so now he was late. This was a stupid time for an appointment anyway (mid afternoon) - how was he supposed to get there in time?
Last thing, as he got off the bus was they'd better still give him his full hour or he wasn't gunna bovver, know what i mean?

4) A woman who i happen to know has nothing wrong with her leg, (or didn't last week, when i saw her dancing rather vigorously) complaining loudly that the half empty bus was not giving her enough space for her walking stick and her leg which has to be kept straight at all times. Also, the bus was crowded enough to be sparking her claustrophobia! (There must be something in the fashion pages which i haven't seen, because there seems to be an awful lot of people in Hastings who are using a walking stick as this season's accessory!)

5) "she's just a cunt, know what i mean? she was all over him, rubbing her twat up and down him, like i weren't even there. bitch."

sometimes, i don't like people.