Monday, 2 March 2009

STARVE THE INNER HIPPY!!

Well now, Brighton, there's a thing.
Like it, have bought new clothes, inspired by some things. Other things - oh shut up hippies!
i saw a greetings card with "nourishing and enriching" tasks for you to do. One of them was "laugh out loud on your own." amd the next one was "eat a mango in the nude and lick the juice off your own arms."
well, to me, laughing out loud and licking food off your arms, on your own and in the nude, makes you a windowlicker.
end of.

2 comments:

  1. Your rants have made me laugh ever since I can remember, more, encore and so on.

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The Scarlet Harlots.

The Scarlet Harlots.
A kick arse band from Birmingham. I invited them to Hastings, they came, we all had fun. Click on their pic to hear them....i recommend "A Secret"

Bend it, bend, just a little bit.............

What's that all about then? No curtains at the window, no dvds in the cupboard, Just a butt plug on the table. A sex squat. With an inflatable haemaphrodite frog sex pest. Count me out, thanks for asking.

Ain't it pretty?

Ain't it pretty?
imagine if you had to lick it.........