GRIZZLY BEAR MAN.

Who watched the programme on Tuesday about the man who "lived with" bears?
I watched it and have been stewing about it ever since. I have to write about it to get it out of my system.
There was a man called Timothy Titface (sic) who decided to go and live amongst bears, in order to protect them from man.
that's the gist. he lived in a tent, in a government controlled nature reserve, 'protecting" the bears. (who already lived in a government protected reserve...) Once a year, just for shits and giggles, timmy went camping in the Grizzly Run, an area outside the reserve, where the bears run wild(er).
Sounds ok so far? Tragically, Timmy was then killed by one of the bears he was trying to protect (still haven't ascertaind what he was protecting it from.) More tragically, Timmy's girlfriend was also killed.
So what's wrong with that, i hear you cry? what could possibly offend about a man trying to protect the noble and misunderstood bear.
Well, I'll tell you.

Timmy was a twat!
He looked like the blonde one from Dumb and Dumber. He talked like Michael Jackson on helium and in my opinion he was one disturbed little weirdo.
Very fond of long monologues to camera on the subject of his bandanas. Very fond of filmng himself running and jumping Rambo style throuh the bushes.
Made friends with foxes and called them all SPIRIT in a really fucking annoying sing song voice. Pretended he was on his own when all the time, he had his girlfriend with him. (interferred with his lone man of the bush persona)
The supervisor of the nature reserve had personally told Timmy not to approach, touch ot bother the bears. (Timmy the Bear botherer). Timmy lied and said he'd stopped. He was aiming to become a bear whisperer. He read them poetry and stories he had written. (poor fuckers.)

eventually turned out that Timmy had suffered for a long time with alcohol abuse, had tried rehab etc and failed every time. then he got the call that the bears needed him to protect them (again, from what?) i have nothing against drunks (some of my best friends are drunks!) but be an honest drunk, don't run off to the bears.
this is boring me again, even thinking about him.
i'm glad the bear got him, (a bear he never liked, by the way...called Mr Chocolate! For fuck's sake..)
i'm glad he taped his own death and i'm glad the bear was found eating his ribcage. I'm not glad the bear got shot for it - he was the one protecting us - from Timmy the Twatty Weirdo.
Timmy claimed to have identified 21 different bear phrases and meanings to their grunts. Shame he missed the one that meant, "Get the fuck out of my way, you freaky looking, hippie bear botherer."
G'night.